Rick -> Jesus: "I'll give you $85 and that's as high as I am going to go"Ĭhumlee: "(inaudible mouthbreating.The history of Patagonia is a complicated one. Rick -> "I know, I know, but a goblet like this isn't as popular unless it has ice or the words "Lil John" On it, Jesus just isn't that popular right now" Rick -> :"I know, I know, but people are going to come in and look at it, and it will take me too long to get it out of here" Jesus: "Memorabilia?!? But Christianity is one of the most popular religions in the world." Rick -> Jesus: "I know, but Jesus memorabilia isn't hot right now, it will take me years to move it, Jesus just isn't that popular right now" Jesus: "What are you talking about? He said it was priceless?" Rick -> Audience: "This is the cup that officially caught the blood of Jesus and is a very important piece, I GOTTA have it in my store, There was even an entire Indiana Jones Movie inspired by the cup" Minutes of Explanation and authenticating.Įxpert -> Rick : "This is 100% Authentic, I can't place it's value because of how important it is, it's absolutely priceless! Collectors will go nuts over it." Rick -> Jesus "Well there's a lot of fakes out there, I'd like to bring in an expert. Jesus -> Camera Outside: "Today I brought in the cup that caught my blood when I was on the cross, I'd like to get a few thousand for it to donate to the church Jesus: "My cup that caught my blood when I was on the cross" My friend and I were talking about doing a sketch where Jesus brings in some of his personal items. I usually end up cheering when someone says "Nah, I think I'll keep it in the family" Then I began to loathe them each time someone brought in a badass item, they bring in an expert, "I'll give you $2000."
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